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Mr.Cereal
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|  Subject: The Chuck Norris Jokes  Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:23 am | |
| We all like Chuck Norris jokes so type them in here.  | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:25 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just likes him. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:27 am | |
| I got one
God walks on water , but Chuck Norris swims through land. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:28 am | |
| another one
Chuck Norris doesnt fight you He just lets you loose | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:28 am | |
| Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes, he just sends them a picture of himself. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:29 am | |
| Nice ones...
Once Chuck Norris got mad at a horse, punched it in the chin and made the first giraffe. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:32 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:36 am | |
| A zombie bites Chuck Norris *5 seconds later* (the zombie turns into a Chuck Norris) | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:37 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:38 am | |
| Nice one!
Life doesn't control Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris controls life. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:39 am | |
| When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the Earth down. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:40 am | |
| Every night the Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:40 am | |
| Chuck Norris's toilet paper is made of steel. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:42 am | |
| You're good at this Mr. Cereal. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:43 am | |
| When the President pushes the Big Red Button ... Chuck Norris's Cell Phone rings | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:43 am | |
| Sorry if im really good at this.... Im obssesed with chuck norris jokes. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:44 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:48 am | |
| When Chuck Norris went to the Bathroom an Earth Quake happened Around the world in Japan
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:49 am | |
| Chuck Norris' hat has experienced more than all the people on earth combined.
And o.o at the bathroom joke. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:52 am | |
| Chuck Norris:
Will always kill you with a smile!
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:53 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:54 am | |
| Lol, @bathroom joke.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Listen to that. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:55 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Chuck Norris Jokes Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:56 am | |
| That's awesome :O
Definitely adding that to my favorites. | |
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